Live on the second floor, they said. It'll be fun, they said

Is that not what you do every morning?

this is why i like the condo i live in... they are like townhouse quadplexes... so you get a corner instead of a floor, i can kinda hear people going on the stairs and opening drawers if the dresser is against a shared wall, but its not loud like people above you is.

stomp aloud and flaunt your oh so pomporous stature