I actually had my brother convinced that chocolate milk comes from chocolate cows. He asked where does pink milk come from.
I said "Pink cows."
He said "I never seen apink cow."
I said "Why do think Pink milk cost so much? It is because pink cows are so rare."
Than he yelled to mom (who was listening to the whole conversation) "Mom is it true? Is chocolate milk from brown cows?"
Mom laughed and said "sure and skim milk comes from skinny cows and ice cream comes from frozen cows?"
Once my mom said the ice cream bit he knew it was all a lie. He just frowns and said I hate you all.
I said "Pink cows."
He said "I never seen apink cow."
I said "Why do think Pink milk cost so much? It is because pink cows are so rare."
Than he yelled to mom (who was listening to the whole conversation) "Mom is it true? Is chocolate milk from brown cows?"
Mom laughed and said "sure and skim milk comes from skinny cows and ice cream comes from frozen cows?"
Once my mom said the ice cream bit he knew it was all a lie. He just frowns and said I hate you all.
We still tease him everytime he is seen drinking milk.