head dentist of Colgate:"Come on Robert! You know Sensodyne doesn't do anything but fuck up your teeth"
Robert: " COLGATE SUCKS! Sensodyne is my shit"
head dentist of Colgate: "We didn't want to have to do this to you Robert but" *throws Robert down basement stairs, ties him to a chair, and locks door*
*Robert cradles his sensodyne*
Robert: "it's ok Sensodyne! We'll get our revenge" *plots murder of 9/10 dentists with toothpaste*
To be continued on the next episode of Colgate vs Sensodyne! *cool music plays*
Robert: " COLGATE SUCKS! Sensodyne is my shit"
head dentist of Colgate: "We didn't want to have to do this to you Robert but" *throws Robert down basement stairs, ties him to a chair, and locks door*
*Robert cradles his sensodyne*
Robert: "it's ok Sensodyne! We'll get our revenge" *plots murder of 9/10 dentists with toothpaste*
To be continued on the next episode of Colgate vs Sensodyne! *cool music plays*
Now back to our regular scheduled program
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