Better than being a tree

That would sum up my level of talent.

Doesn't the doorknob talk in Alice in Wonderland? It's not a huge roll, but some people literally get cast as human tables in school plays

Yeah and I got downgraded from a peasant woman to a tree before practice and my drama teacher denied it. That's right, I was tree #5. Now I've been hired by Disney twice. School plays don't mean anything.

Well at least he has lines

I was cast as a troll once. It was a Christmas play.