Just imagine you are having a conversation with the voice in your head about driving while driving and then *Bam* you get in a car wreck. You wake up in the ICU and try to talk to the voice and figure out what happened but there is no answer... You begin to hyperventilate which alerts the nurses to help. Once you calm back down you learn that you were the only one to survive...
ME: I love you
Soulmate: I have cancer
Me:
Soulmate:I'm gonna die in a few weeks and I live 5000 miles away good luck
Soulmate: I'm also depressed and now I have super cancer
Soulmate: lol I'm already dead have fun
Soulmate: I am a potato. Our love is therefore forbidden
HEY
SHUT UP