i legit almost farted during this once... lept up away from him and he stared in horror because he though something was wrong and then it came roaring out loudest fart ever. he laughed for about 10 minutes straight. likely a different reaction had i not lept out of bed first.
and odds are she put the tampon in BEFORE she burned her hands, and needs it removed.
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· 8 years ago
Haha this post is hilarious! Everyone likes to shit on people with other senses of humour but I guarantee those of us who find the raunchy funny will find life to be a lot more entertaining. "If it's not funny, it's just true."
And seriously, just use a pad. Ew