This is me

I can't guarantee that I won't love the dog more than you though, sorry

If you ever get married this is definitely going in the vows.

That's a deal breaker for me

This was actually part of my wedding vows to my Wife! She promised to always stop playing playstation whenever I ask!

Kass: and
Me: *sigh* And I can't play the Genocide ending of Undertale while you're in the room.

is this hannibal lecter getting married to will