I Have Not Reached This Level of Freedom

I'm not American, I'll never reach this level of freedom. I'm Aussie tho, I've chilled with kangas, koalas and emus. They're cool.

That birds fuckin huge

Somebody must be turning 21. That's when we each officially get our first bald eagle.

Bird - "ey yo baybee, my beak isn't the only thing curved, Knowhatimsayin'!?"
Guy2 - "for fucks sake Steve"

haters will say its photoshop