Well, there's your problem

Have you tried turning it on and off?

Just a scratch.

Eh, just throw a plug in it.

How in the hell....

Duct tape should fix that right up

Patch it.

Just reboot the program. It's really not that hard...

"Well here's your problem sir, it seems as though you might have completely annihilated your tire, well fucking done you shitspounge."