That face is literally perfect

"Hi there I fucked a guy twice"
"I don't even know your name"

I'm worried I may be this person

I love his face!

I had a customer at work just this morning telling me all about his car troubles and all of a sudden he's telling me about the huge painful boil he has under his nut sack.

"NO I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE STUCK UP YOUR BUTT!"

I'm this person but I never go on details
I just give a few hints to get people curious then refuse to tell them
I'm an open book but I'm also very evil

The last time that happened, i became friends with that person.

I've been forced to do this at work, kind've, cause I have to wear short sleeve shirts and PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW TO MIND THEIR OWN BUSINESS

Happens to me all the time. I guess I just look trustworthy or something.

LITERALLY perfect?