Maybe that's Smokie's dark secret.

Beat me to it

Or by aliens playing a game of laser tag(aliens use real lasers) and they're zooming past us and one of the lasers accidently hits a tree. And the alien goes, "bluffs sjdhgsj dju uydbsk ksuegb." Which roughly translates to, "Oh shit man we better run we started a fire again again for the 1 out of 10 times! The cops could be coming!"