Well...you're not wrong
Don't forget they often place fishing hooks or the lids of skoal cans on the bills of their hats. I'm not sure why but I think the shine might attract potential mates
Excluding the south of course. I get to witness these fascinating creatures in their natural habitat. Blue collar jobs and trucks seem to be well sought after and a symbol of dominance/high social standing. Most of the unemployed here are Shunned and pushed out of packs and rejected by females large and small. Absolutely stunning.
Don't forget they often place fishing hooks or the lids of skoal cans on the bills of their hats. I'm not sure why but I think the shine might attract potential mates