If you didn't exhale thru your nose you're dead inside

I am dead inside you don't have to tell me

i inhaled.
send help

Wait, you didn't know? How do you open every single can? With your teeth?

Wait. Some seriously didn't know? How do you think you open a can? Any can!? Wait, you use a can opener? Oh my g- why!? But also a quick did you know: that is actually used for a straw holder as well.

I think this was in response to a "life hack" about how the tab is used for a straw

still dead inside though

Oh my god I've been doing it wrong my entire life!

I can just imagine someone now trying to open a whole can of soda with a can opener just to see if they can

I tried licking the opening...guess what happened :P

Wait...how has everyone else been opening cans? How can you not know this????

Holy crap is this real? I always just tore that shit off!

W-...what...? People... People don't know this...?