You know you're in the ghetto when

Seen it in myrtle Beach

When I was younger my sister and I stole from a soda machine at the apartments next door to ours (we figured out how to open the door somehow), and later when we went back we saw that they locked it and put it out of order

They have these at my school

When it's Pepsi instead of Coke?

Wow, it's getting really serious