Real confession here guys.

I always have my banana ready... I'm just kidding I'm a girl.

That reminds me of this story with Ozzy Osbourne and that one time Tony Iommi was afraid that he catched STD from a groupie and came to Ozzy and said that the girl smelled funny and had pus and that he almost puked. "Did the pus smelled funny" "yeah" said Tony. And then Ozzy asked who's the girl. And Tony told him, and then Ozzy said "Oh! that's me, earlier i shoved her a banana up her vagina."
Sooo... You like bananas?

I mean not the part when you want her to fall, but the other when you want to help her just to have an excuse