When you let Satan choose the carpet

I'm imagining Satan as a quite large demon, singing it in a very soft, soothing voice and looking through the carpet selections at a Lowe's

As a former employee of Lowe's I can attest to the fact that Satan, or at least some of his acolytes, frequently shop there.

You sure he didn't do it just to mess with you and sam?

Nope.The stairs are too much.

Uh huh

I might have had a bit to drink.Damn stairs.