When jesus gives you a second chance

*imagines it*
*penis rapidly inflates and deflates*
I'm not sure what to think

yeah
but that's like...
sticking a dick into what could be a bear trap

Then again, she might not be of legal age.

And maybe I sleep with a weapon every night y'know

who jade or jen law?

I'd like to state for the record that I am not sexually attracted to you. More like...interestedly attracted? because you're interesting if that makes any sense?

me?
when did she go missing?

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did her sister go missing? Have I missed something?

wtf
damn...
hope everything'll be alright out there in jade-land

She's been back for six weeks

when did the news come out to begin with? What happened?

Or is she some secret agent that we can't know about?

Secret agent? No, nothing like that, u don't really want to talk about it tho

ah ok I'll leave it then