925.793% accurate

I don't like swearing unless absolutely necessary so most of the time I say things like "Flim flam flob", "frickity frack" or "Fig salsa carp" :P

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Personal Swear word list:
Shit
Garrrrgh
grrrrrr
Language swears
Fffffffffffffffffffffff...ARRRGH
SHIT

I curse in my head but very rarely out loud

Adding Bitch to the end of every sentence makes it better. Try it out. This is zipthesilver.

Am I the only one who's both?
Because sometimes I'm just like
"Oh gosh diddly darn" "Son of a nun muffin!"
And then sometimes it's
"CHRIST FUCKING A PONY"
"FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCKERTON"
"Can you kindly FORNICATE WITH A WELL GARNISHED CACTUS PLEASE AND THANK YOU"