We'll say the pic is auto

Well played my friend, well played.

You legs are too close together

You have an itch somewhere on you body.

You were once a single cell origanism.

you have a ringing sound in your ears.
Better not stop breathing.

Check your heart

Ever noticed that crackling sound in your ears when you swallow?
Better not stop blinking!

Your feet are uncomfortable in your shoes.

Don't think about elephants.