New Year's Resolution

I'm guessing he or she found Fantina's gym

One day, I swear. I will open a gym. Like, an actual gym, with weights and everything. But in one of the back corners, there will be a poster.
And behind that poster there will be a button.
And that button opens a door.
And that will be where the REAL gym is.

Nothing like given notifications to people 6 months late