That's something I'd do

I can't tell if you are referring to me being said watermelon, or you're just expressing your love of fruit through the devouring of said large melon

You see, the watermelon represents the opportunities we are presented in life, while the act of consumption represents eating the opportunity and spitting out the seeds of success. You represent the id, the desire of success and opportunity, while the hoe is the instrument of restraint, the superego, which tills the soil for success to take root in.

Ah of course so obvious, I feel you bro