Hey bae

Anybody want a peanut?

I can't tell what I'm looking at

Sounds like someone is salty no one ever called them that..

Okay bae

When bae threatens you.

If you abbreviate "baby", expect a punch in the "faby" coming from "maby".

This is odd but I disliked this word
Then I have a bf then I just started using it without knowing
Like 'baby' and 'babe' are just long
So one day just went 'aww bae'
Then I went omg I'm becoming one of those people....
Internal screaming!

I thought bae wasn't a shortening for baby... I thought it stands for before anyone else?

If you can't accept modern culture when you deserve a punch in the face