Girl Scouts Step it Up

Old but its a classic

Former girl scout, can confirm. BUY MY COOKIES MOTHERFUCKER

Girl Scouts: Would some cookies peak your interest?
ME: Nah *closes door*
*ten minutes later*
*door gets kicked down*
Me: HOLY FUCK
Girl Scouts: BUY SOME FUCKING COOKIES
*throws wallet at Girl Scouts*
*give me a box for like 50 bucks*
Me: the fuck I had a fifty in there
Girl Scouts: *aims SMG at my head* and you'll enjoy it.

nooice

as current girlscout i can confirm this

Aggressive is also spelled wrong.

YOU WILL PURCHASE THESE MINT CHOCALATE CHIP COOKIES, OR YOU WILL DIE!! OKAY OKAY *buys cookies* thank you have a nice day *skips out door noncalantly*

I need to tell you people something. As a Girl Scout Cadette, I feel I need to warn you. Don't buy the Keebler fakes. Keebler has access to our cookie recipes, but they are copyright. All Keebler has to do is change up the recipe, put the mint layer on a different side of the cookie. They sell these under names like Grasshoppers. Our sales have gone down significantly, and there is a thing I often tell people who ask why to buy our cookies for a few more bucks. There is a difference in ingredients; Keebler has one extra ingredient, and that is the tears of thousands of disappointed little girls. We had to raise the price to four dollars. Tell your friends. Send the word. We cannot take legal action against them, they are doing it legally. Thanks!

These mismatched picture and caption are the best. ")