Girl Scouts: Would some cookies peak your interest?
ME: Nah *closes door*
*ten minutes later*
*door gets kicked down*
Me: HOLY FUCK
Girl Scouts: BUY SOME FUCKING COOKIES
*throws wallet at Girl Scouts*
*give me a box for like 50 bucks*
Me: the fuck I had a fifty in there
Girl Scouts: *aims SMG at my head* and you'll enjoy it.
YOU WILL PURCHASE THESE MINT CHOCALATE CHIP COOKIES, OR YOU WILL DIE!! OKAY OKAY *buys cookies* thank you have a nice day *skips out door noncalantly*
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· 8 years ago
*two days later*
Girl Scout(You): Do you want to donate?
Asshole: Nah stupid bitch
Girl Scout(other): Just sit down for a sec
Girl Scout(you): No. *tackles guy* YOU WILL DONATE TO UNFORTUNATE LITTLE ORPHANS OR I WILL DONATE MY FOOT TO THE UP YOUR ASS CHARITY WHERE YOUR FUCKING HEAD IS
I need to tell you people something. As a Girl Scout Cadette, I feel I need to warn you. Don't buy the Keebler fakes. Keebler has access to our cookie recipes, but they are copyright. All Keebler has to do is change up the recipe, put the mint layer on a different side of the cookie. They sell these under names like Grasshoppers. Our sales have gone down significantly, and there is a thing I often tell people who ask why to buy our cookies for a few more bucks. There is a difference in ingredients; Keebler has one extra ingredient, and that is the tears of thousands of disappointed little girls. We had to raise the price to four dollars. Tell your friends. Send the word. We cannot take legal action against them, they are doing it legally. Thanks!
Yes they cannot put them on a shelf, because Girl Scouts is a corporation, and those are licensed by Girl Scouts. Keebler has all right to the recipes, not the names, or the packaging.
ME: Nah *closes door*
*ten minutes later*
*door gets kicked down*
Me: HOLY FUCK
Girl Scouts: BUY SOME FUCKING COOKIES
*throws wallet at Girl Scouts*
*give me a box for like 50 bucks*
Me: the fuck I had a fifty in there
Girl Scouts: *aims SMG at my head* and you'll enjoy it.
Girl Scout(You): Do you want to donate?
Asshole: Nah stupid bitch
Girl Scout(other): Just sit down for a sec
Girl Scout(you): No. *tackles guy* YOU WILL DONATE TO UNFORTUNATE LITTLE ORPHANS OR I WILL DONATE MY FOOT TO THE UP YOUR ASS CHARITY WHERE YOUR FUCKING HEAD IS