Must have been a kid

Me i can't finish zee caprisun

You'd be surprised how many half empty caprisuns are left in my fridge by my little siblings

My kid grabs one while we walk to the bus and if she doesn't finish I stick it in the fridge and she finishes it when she gets home. Sometimes she finishes it the next day.

Soneone who drank 7 before that one (believe me, it happens)