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Straight outta tumblr
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thepacifist
· 9 years ago
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"Hmm... that kid probably should be made aware of the sharks in the water. Too bad I can't let him know."
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guest
· 9 years ago
Coconut coconut sharks in the water
-modscar
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calmthelovelytits
· 9 years ago
"I'd tell my child I love them, but they're not old enough."
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guest
· 9 years ago
Actually this one is legit. If you never pamper your kids, they'll strive to work harder and be better. Otherwise they get complacent.
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calmthelovelytits
· 9 years ago
Telling your child you love them is hardly pampering them.
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thepacifist
· 9 years ago
"No Jimmy. I don't love you. You're a disappointment."
Yeah, pretty sure that'll cause more problems than it'll solve.
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fruitcakecat
· 9 years ago
"I'd tell the customer how much their food is but they're not old enough."
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guest
· 9 years ago
Is there a way to destroy Tumblr?
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calmthelovelytits
· 9 years ago
I think it's doing a pretty good job on it's own.
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jordgubbe
· 9 years ago
4chan has tried to do that. They didn't actually take out the servers or anything. They just posted stuff that would "trigger" people, but are still not considered against terms of use.
calmthelovelytits
· 9 years ago
Like what?
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guest
· 9 years ago
"I should tell Johnny to stop eating lead paint chips. Maybe when he's done slurping that container of bleach.
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captinl123
· 9 years ago
What happens to the 19 and 20 year olds
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-modscar
Yeah, pretty sure that'll cause more problems than it'll solve.