I had a friend when I was like 10 or so. I'm actually still friends with him today despite this story. One day we were hanging out outside, playing some game, not sure what. He started complaining about his stomach hurting. Next thing I know, he goes "I have to let the gas out!" He drops to his knees, bends over, puts his head on the ground and sticks his butt as high up in the air as possible. I look at him and say "What are you doing?" He says, "My stomach hurts. I have to let the gas out, and gas goes up, so I have to put my butt up as high in the air as I can." I start looking around nervously in case anyone is watching. He holds that position for five to ten minutes, then finally rolls onto his side and moans loudly, "It's not wooooorkiiiing!!!"
Yeah... on second thought, I'm gonna have to call him up and let him know our friendship is over. That was 17 years ago, but still...
Yeah... on second thought, I'm gonna have to call him up and let him know our friendship is over. That was 17 years ago, but still...