Mannequins have feelings too

I bumped into a wall and said "sorry"
Then caught myself and said, "wait, why am I apologizing to a wall? You don't have feelings"
I was talking to a friggin wall dammit

Same.

If i bump my trumpet against something i say " sorry babe" without realizing it anymore and our new tromboner looked at me funny Friday

Omg I had the same experience with a Trashcan !!