It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally
Today is the 95th anniversary of the inaugural Academy Awards, known today as the Oscars
Tim pool is a white woman
Sandy baby sea lion
Every sick day
DMs seething rn
Mother nature fountain
Trail camera caught a fedex driver using an atv trail through the woods as a shortcut
Embryo nauseating unbecoming
Seriously this is the honest truth. John Oliver