I can feel this rn

Fun fact: your jaw is powerful enough to crush your teeth and bite your tongue in half but your brain won't let you

I can relate in way. I was walking the family dog one day, and I was in a jog to get back home quickly. Although, when I began to jog, perchance there was a cat walking in front of us. The fool of canine took it as permission to begin pursuit, and dragged me ten feet on the cement of the sidewalk before he stopped to wonder why I was screaming at him.