Hand-crank phone charger no wall outlet necessary

Why aren't we promoting this

If you ever get lost in the woods, you should bring this with you. Even if you can't get in contact with humans, it would still work as a light or a even just something to pass the time

Who would turn this crank to charge your phone till it reaches 100%, who has that much strength, like Mr Burns said "you expect me to raise this auction paddle twice, I'm not Hercules!"