Something important to know if you ever want to become a teacher

*Students are being loud* BEHOLD THE HIP WIGGLE!! * starts erasing board horazontally* *students quiet down while slowely shaking their heads*

Tried it out ... can confirm.

When I was a student teacher this was one of the most important lessons I learned

This is a requirement for any US military teacher. They teach this and you can be removed from your position or even docked wages for failure to comply.

But I want to see the wiggle.... :(