Chicken doesn't cross

My god, that turkey can read!

Yeah wild turkeys give zero fucks. I've had those bastards fly into the side of my truck and just look at me like I'm the asshole.

Back home they say it's because they're dumb. Chickens will see A car coming and skedaddle away. Turkeys will just stay where they are and become roadkill. That's why turkey rearers don't let them range away from home.