The_average_Gatsby

the_average_gatsby


Likes: music, wrenching, booze, and using my considerable catalogue of traumas to make deeply upsetting black comedy

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Goodbois gather 1 comments
the_average_gatsby · 1 day ago
Honestly they deserve it
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Every damn week 5 comments
the_average_gatsby · 1 day ago
Its people chow all right
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I drive both, but this is funny 10 comments
the_average_gatsby · 4 days ago
I drive manual because it was cheaper than the equivalent auto truck I wanted
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The irony of the new times 5 comments
the_average_gatsby · 4 days ago
Reminds me of the joke about horses and horse trailers
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Tris not only has the wrong actress...Also a terrible one 1 comments
the_average_gatsby · 1 week ago
I'm willing to overlook tris's casting since the rest of the casting is fucking ace
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Approachability 4 comments
the_average_gatsby · 1 week ago
This post brought to you by the resting bitch face gang
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Chill out 9 comments
the_average_gatsby · 1 week ago
Being raised by truckers and farmers it's just how I learned to like it. Sugar in your coffee is fine, it's just not how I have mine
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Right in Feels 21 comments
the_average_gatsby · 1 week ago
This makes my heart hurt
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Fluffy 6 comments
the_average_gatsby · 2 weeks ago
Polar bear my ass that's a luck dragon
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So I can die in peace 3 comments
the_average_gatsby · 2 weeks ago
If you were able to fully crush a Nokia, it would detonate with roughly the force of a supernova
Source: I'm a science man
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How to do a real game 2 comments
the_average_gatsby · 2 weeks ago
Outer worlds has given me a feeling of excitement/curiosity that I haven't felt since my first playthrough of fallout 3
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Level up 6 comments
the_average_gatsby · 3 weeks ago
If you know what's up you'll dump it into intelligence early on
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The roaring twenties 19 comments
the_average_gatsby · 3 weeks ago
But that can only mean... it's time to stock up on unregistered machine guns and start a crime war with the feds!
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Worthy enough? 8 comments
the_average_gatsby · 4 weeks ago
Those are for those of us that dont wear a seat belt and hate listening to the fucking car ding nonstop
I'm pretty sure IT have seen some deep shit 7 comments
the_average_gatsby · 5 weeks ago
A customer insisted one of our drivers fill his 5lb propane grill bottle off of his tankwagon (small tanker truck). Our trucks pump ridiculously fast under stupid high pressure. It would have taken about 5 seconds to over fill his tank and turn it into a grenade. The driver rightly refused
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Civil Engineer of the Year 3 comments
the_average_gatsby · 5 weeks ago
Jokes on you, that's an air intake. Crew manager just doesn't know it yet
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Mornings be like 8 comments
the_average_gatsby · 5 weeks ago
His first mistake was using instant coffee
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Time to use a new email 4 comments
the_average_gatsby · 5 weeks ago
All the ancillary disney stuff is pretty nice, but I won't give them a pass for the UI. Netflix I can understand because they were one of the first to do a streaming platform, but Disney is late to the party and has more money than God, so there's no reason they couldn't bring something decent to launch
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orlly? 3 comments
the_average_gatsby · 5 weeks ago
As a kinda sorta abuse... survivor I guess? (I don't like using that word) I can confirm I'm 110% all fucked up
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Please Don't Yell 3 comments
the_average_gatsby · 5 weeks ago
Is someone getting the best, the best, the best, the best of you?
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Time to use a new email 4 comments
the_average_gatsby · 5 weeks ago
My cell service came with a year. My review is as follows: The mandalorian is a dope space western, the UI blows donkey dick, being able to watch all the star wars shit is kinda nice, otherwise not a service I'll be paying for
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Just so everyone is clear regarding the process 133 comments
the_average_gatsby · 5 weeks ago
And with a republican majority in the Senate it's really unlikely that he'll actually be impeached
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Credit goes to @buttcheeckswizard on twitter 6 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 weeks ago
I mean Darling In The Franxx is an extreme example, but that whole deal is largely metaphoric
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In case you haven't seen this already - A Braille edition of Uno 6 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 weeks ago
I'd wager anybody who'd benefit from this hasn't seen it
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