The_average_Gatsby

the_average_gatsby


Likes: music, wrenching, booze, and using my considerable catalogue of traumas to make deeply upsetting black comedy

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Who would win a bright boi or some chainsaw d*ldo 17 comments
the_average_gatsby · 4 days ago
The chainsword is a brutal weapon reflective of the world its built for
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The Federation confuses the Borg 7 comments
the_average_gatsby · 1 week ago
We're the Orkz of star trek
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Cures wounds too 5 comments
the_average_gatsby · 1 week ago
Ah yes, the purifying flame
Cures wounds too 5 comments
the_average_gatsby · 1 week ago
That'd make a wicked fireball
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Don't say you like the anime if you haven't read the manga 2 comments
the_average_gatsby · 2 weeks ago
Willem Dafoe was perfect as ryuk though. But otherwise yeah a forgettable adaptation
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Feeling blessed 7 comments
the_average_gatsby · 2 weeks ago
This kills the engine
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Ah yes Walmart helpful as always 11 comments
the_average_gatsby · 3 weeks ago
They also dumped any "assault weapons" and ammunition in associated calibers, but being a business first and foremost they clearanced the stuff and sold it instead of sending it back. Still pissed I missed out on all that cheap ammo
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Nightmare or Fantasy ? 6 comments
the_average_gatsby · 3 weeks ago
As someone who's simultaneously fascinated and terrified by truly huge sea creatures, I love/hate the idea of live megalodons
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The problem with pizza delivery 3 comments
the_average_gatsby · 3 weeks ago
The old spanish lady was trying to tempt the pizza girl into joining her telenovela
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Cozy :) 10 comments
the_average_gatsby · 4 weeks ago
Love everything about this
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Relatable shit 6 comments
the_average_gatsby · 4 weeks ago
The thing is... everybody says this. So where in the world does fall actually look like that?
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Do you like this kitty? 10 comments
the_average_gatsby · 4 weeks ago
I have a deep and unending love for animals that look like landfill plushies
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A murder of crows 5 comments
the_average_gatsby · 5 weeks ago
A business of ferrets is also good
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Just don't be poor. It's that simple! 5 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 weeks ago
It's not so much that as it is the kids bragging about being "self made" afterwards
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Let the exodus begin! 5 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 weeks ago
And the final season of clone wars next week
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Osteoporosis 8 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 weeks ago
Somebody left their pocket pussies in the microwave too long
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Change my mind 10 comments
the_average_gatsby · 7 weeks ago
God cries everytime you put oversized wheels on a classic car
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F**k go back 3 comments
the_average_gatsby · 7 weeks ago
I mean his scrubs say M.D, so at least he finished his education
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When Karen calls for your manager but you're your manager 1 comments
the_average_gatsby · 7 weeks ago
And then you get merc'd by a KGB assassin
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If you know, you Know ! 4 comments
the_average_gatsby · 7 weeks ago
The bots really are a time capsule of memes
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I don't know if it's fake or not, but I think Mathew McConaughey can do such a 4 comments
the_average_gatsby · 7 weeks ago
I like how every time you see him outside of a staged photo he just looks like a NASCAR dad
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Hate when this happens 9 comments
the_average_gatsby · 7 weeks ago
Everytime it happens I worry that all the shooting without ear pro finally caught up to me
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Oh shoot 2 comments
the_average_gatsby · 7 weeks ago
Jump the median and go up the oncoming on ramp
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You only need one liver right? 8 comments
the_average_gatsby · 7 weeks ago
How cheap is lasic now?!?
You only need one liver right? 8 comments
the_average_gatsby · 7 weeks ago
Am I way out of the loop on eye surgery? There's no way a single graphics card costs that much
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