The_average_Gatsby

the_average_gatsby


Likes: music, wrenching, booze, and using my considerable catalogue of traumas to make deeply upsetting black comedy

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'Merica 3 comments
the_average_gatsby · 2 days ago
Actually sueing a friend/family member or even yourself for an insurance payout is way more common than you'd think
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This is ridiculous 6 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 days ago
I'd argue that the difference is in marketing. Groups like everytown make their money running ads that capitalize on the tragedy and scare people into donating. And while I won't argue that shootings drive gun and ammunition sales through the roof, you can't tell me that running an ad campaign on the backs of murdered families isn't the most unashamedly slimy thing you can think of.
This is ridiculous 6 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 days ago
That's a consequence of politics not shootings
This is ridiculous 6 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 days ago
I mean the anti gun groups make tons of money off every shooting, but we can't criticize them
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Hell yeah 5 comments
the_average_gatsby · 1 week ago
Yeah! I dont know how many times I've watched the goonies and never made that connection
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Pepsi maintains the balance 9 comments
the_average_gatsby · 1 week ago
Coke zero is a solid 85% nightmares
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How the USA gonna deal with mass shootings 17 comments
the_average_gatsby · 1 week ago
And we're accomplishing just as much as we would passing bans, so whatever. I'm just ready for it to fall out of the news cycle
Gigidy! 3 comments
the_average_gatsby · 1 week ago
She tryna get some of that ALASKAN BULL WORM
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There is a time to rent and a time to own 9 comments
the_average_gatsby · 1 week ago
If you have a good landlord then renting can be better than owning in some situations, but a lot of them are pretty shitty. I'm paying less per month on my house than I ever payed under my scumbag landlord
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Buttercup cumbersnatch 30 comments
the_average_gatsby · 1 week ago
Tactile keyboard?
Buttercup cumbersnatch 30 comments
the_average_gatsby · 1 week ago
Beneducth cum erbatch
A desk fan from the 1930s 10 comments
the_average_gatsby · 1 week ago
Pretty, ornate and dangerous as fuck... I'll take two
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How many of this generation ? 5 comments
the_average_gatsby · 1 week ago
Ah yes, the kids equivalent of a muscle car
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Intelligence level over 9,000 2 comments
the_average_gatsby · 1 week ago
Huh, never expected to see a Casey's on here. Figures it's for something dumb tho
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People seem to have forgotten 5 comments
the_average_gatsby · 2 weeks ago
Regional names aside, how dare they besmirch the rescue rangers
Every story you've ever heard about Australia is true 8 comments
the_average_gatsby · 2 weeks ago
Australian mafia collecting on one of their rackets
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Dark Souls painting 5 comments
the_average_gatsby · 2 weeks ago
Very nice, but also fuck Irithyll
Get it!!! 5 comments
the_average_gatsby · 3 weeks ago
Never meant to make your daughter cry, I am several fish and not a guy
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The only alpine parrot of the world -- the kea 3 comments
the_average_gatsby · 3 weeks ago
I googled it and one of the pics that came up was a gang of them apparently trying to steal and/or molest a traffic cone, so your story checks out
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The only remake we need 11 comments
the_average_gatsby · 3 weeks ago
Hot take: Treasure Planet is already as close to perfect as it could be, and disney would only fuck it up by remaking it
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When an online community of strangers actually makes a real difference in someone's 3 comments
the_average_gatsby · 3 weeks ago
Love the visualizer flipping the bird
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The matterhorn 4 comments
the_average_gatsby · 4 weeks ago
Big ol' rock
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I did a bad thing 1 comments
the_average_gatsby · 4 weeks ago
I hate that they made me care about such an obvious throw away character
And that's a 2 star for you 4 comments
the_average_gatsby · 4 weeks ago
They have to though. I mean definitely not anything as complex as how we view time, but they have to be cognizant of times passage at some level, even if it's just instinctual
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Not yet at least 6 comments
the_average_gatsby · 5 weeks ago
Bondagestick cucumberstache is an odd name, but not necessarily posh
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