The_average_Gatsby

the_average_gatsby


Likes: music, wrenching, booze, and using my considerable catalogue of traumas to make deeply upsetting black comedy

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Muhmuhmuhmoney shot 10 comments
the_average_gatsby · 1 day ago
Came here to say that. Looks like somebody caught some birdshot
There's sneks in this motherf*cking rain 2 comments
the_average_gatsby · 1 day ago
I bless the rains down in aaafricaaa
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Ok, I'm in, Sunset in Hamburg 6 comments
the_average_gatsby · 1 day ago
Huh, learn something new every day. Danke
Ok, I'm in, Sunset in Hamburg 6 comments
the_average_gatsby · 2 days ago
Is it because it originated in Hamburg?
Ok, I'm in, Sunset in Hamburg 6 comments
the_average_gatsby · 2 days ago
Beautiful, but now I wonder; if you're a resident of Hamburg does that make you a hamburger?
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We're all sorry metalman plz come back 9 comments
the_average_gatsby · 4 days ago
Two users posted some porn under alts as a "fuck you" to the new ownership or lack thereof and the indifferent gods. They deleted it and have since apologized on the discord
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We're all sorry metalman plz come back 9 comments
the_average_gatsby · 4 days ago
Yeah the sun might be setting on funsub
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We're all sorry metalman plz come back 9 comments
the_average_gatsby · 4 days ago
He left the discord following some regrettable posts that have since been deleted and apologized for
Hey everybody, the city of love and romance - lol 7 comments
the_average_gatsby · 5 days ago
If there's one thing France knows intimately, its revolt
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With all the bot talk lately 15 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 days ago
Yeah
Since this is a meme about him, anyone know where is Gisus ? 4 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 days ago
Dunno, but he's about to clock somebody with the holy beating stick
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I did it... 12 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 days ago
What the actual fuck
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Awesome pencil sharpener 7 comments
the_average_gatsby · 1 week ago
So it's a baler. Now make it into a tiny implement I can tow around my desk with a tiny tractor
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Car wreck 7 comments
the_average_gatsby · 1 week ago
Do you smell that? That's the odor of JUSTICE
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Car wreck 7 comments
the_average_gatsby · 1 week ago
This is why I leave the hitch in my truck (not for catching plates obviously, but for wrecks in general)
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Most popular fast food joints by state 19 comments
the_average_gatsby · 1 week ago
As a Nebraskan this surprises me because I've never even seen a Chick-Fil-A
First ever photo of a cat 1880 (the cats name is snow) 8 comments
the_average_gatsby · 1 week ago
I love how you can see the forced evolution of dogs throughout history but cats have been largely the same for eons
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A man among thorns 8 comments
the_average_gatsby · 1 week ago
I need context for the left one
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Take that gritty! 6 comments
the_average_gatsby · 1 week ago
That child embodies the true spirit of hockey
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Someone took this picture and captured rock epicness 7 comments
the_average_gatsby · 1 week ago
James and Ozzy being dudes, Fred looking like he got lost and wandered in, and Manson looking like a crossroads demon called into being by the first two
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I had no idea this was possible 7 comments
the_average_gatsby · 1 week ago
Freaky natural aero engineering
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*Clap clap* 7 comments
the_average_gatsby · 1 week ago
If you've finally your purpose, and you don't think you deserve it, if you don't know how to be happy clap your hands! *clap* *clap*
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Waka - waka 4 comments
the_average_gatsby · 1 week ago
Bro it's pacman
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Consequences 5 comments
the_average_gatsby · 1 week ago
Thats just awful... you have to marinate game for a good few hours at least.
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