The_average_Gatsby

the_average_gatsby


Likes: music, wrenching, booze, and using my considerable catalogue of traumas to make deeply upsetting black comedy

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Good on you, Humpy 3 comments
the_average_gatsby · 1 week ago
Someday I'll live somewhere I can have a nice fall, instead of a party pack of winter
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An amazing “The Rise Of Skywalker“ poster 2 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 weeks ago
Too bad this same level of care didn't go into making the movie itself
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May I see it? 2 comments
the_average_gatsby · 6 weeks ago
No new cases of the 'rona, but a sharp increase in deaths by natural causes
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What indeed 16 comments
the_average_gatsby · 7 weeks ago
What the fuck
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Look down, look down, don't look him in the eye 8 comments
the_average_gatsby · 7 weeks ago
Les miserables was truly a watershed moment for band geeks across the nation
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Nice brown Crow 3 comments
the_average_gatsby · 8 weeks ago
I have the exact same shirt and sandals
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Testicles hanging around like ???? 6 comments
the_average_gatsby · 8 weeks ago
Ah yes. Testicles, son of bofades
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Cadia stands! 2 comments
the_average_gatsby · 8 weeks ago
Cadia broke before the guard did
Smash and pass 12 comments
the_average_gatsby · 8 weeks ago
Lay that meat and hit the street
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Beware of the tuna 4 comments
the_average_gatsby · 8 weeks ago
An explosion of flavor so powerful it'll blow your face clean off
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The racket broke off my trophy 7 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 weeks ago
Trophy for the pud puller Supreme
Maybe maybe maybe 2 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 weeks ago
Having that little motorized door thing instead of a static curtain is the most german thing
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Rotatoes. Scooby doo had it right all along 3 comments
the_average_gatsby · 10 weeks ago
I'm glad to see i wasn't the only one
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Aftermath of a bear attack and its reconstruction 19 comments
the_average_gatsby · 11 weeks ago
Yeah I was thinking he ended up looking pretty alright considering the hamburger mess they had to work with
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You know the Thing 20 comments
the_average_gatsby · 14 weeks ago
The thing is... he might be better than trump, but thats all he is. And that bar is so low its 5 feet underground
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You know the Thing 20 comments
the_average_gatsby · 14 weeks ago
Easy to do when you're the only one running
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I bet these cost some real doe 2 comments
the_average_gatsby · 14 weeks ago
The wendigo cans
Drug abuse does crazy things to people 6 comments
the_average_gatsby · 15 weeks ago
I know how she feels, it took a long time to find a doctor or dentist that would believe me. Thankfully my current guy gets it (shoutout to doc Rezac if you're on here for some reason)
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Drug abuse does crazy things to people 6 comments
the_average_gatsby · 15 weeks ago
Very not fun fact: I have a super high tolerance for anesthetic, and as a result procedures that shouldn't hurt hurt immensely! I found this out at the ripe old age of ten and now I'm afraid of doctors and dentists
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Fishy Fun Day #13: Catfish @parisqeen 1 comments
the_average_gatsby · 15 weeks ago
Nice 4th gen camaro bro
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Can't handle it 4 comments
the_average_gatsby · 16 weeks ago
My brain: Time to be abrasive and push them away
Me: y tho
Brain: they're pitying you for being such a miserably sad person. Accepting their affection means accepting that you're a miserable POS
Me: understandable, have a nice day
· Edited 16 weeks ago
Momentarily back from the unalivings. NO legendaries or mythicals 17 comments
the_average_gatsby · 17 weeks ago
Just six of that lizard with the gun. I don't know pokemon :/
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Fishy Fun Day #3: Great Barracuda @happy_frog 6 comments
the_average_gatsby · 17 weeks ago
Barracuda is so tightly linked to cars in my mind that i totally forgot its actually the name for a toothy sea missile. Excellent fish all the same, 10/10
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Dont eat it 1 comments
the_average_gatsby · 17 weeks ago
Truly a lifetime supply
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