Likes: music, wrenching, booze, and using my considerable catalogue of traumas to make deeply upsetting black comedy

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I'm not sorry (now with 50% fewer pixels)
Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness baby. Have a happy 4th y'all
Happy Canada day to our northern neighbors
Mischievous wee burglars
Nostalgia hurts so good
I long for the woods, from this place I'll disappear
Since we're posting backgrounds
Dead 4th gen Camaros are the single most popular yard decor in flyover states
Nein, hier gibt es nichts zu sehen
Have gun will travel reads the card of a maaaaaan