Sometimes they treat me better than their own kids

I feel nervous around them.
Like if they give me food and I eat it but deep down I feel like I'm taking their food from them and eating it

When I look into the parents eyes I try to carefully translate what a danger they've allowed into their home they do not realize how deep I will bury their child in fandom sin but all that gets through is my polite smile

It doesn't matter how nice I am, or polite, my friends parents will always hate me

..."I'm a delight". My new favorite phrase...

My boyfriend texted me after the first time I met his family that his parents "won't stfu about how nice you were". Hell yeah, I'm a classy motherfucker

I love when my friends parents think that I'm a good influence on their child. I mean, I am, but recognition is always nice.