First thing that came to mind

Most 8th graders have better mustaches than that. I'd get that peach fuzz hidden.

Oh man, that was probably me.

his hair is like a constantly evolving pokemon

I KNEW THAT KID. LORD, HE HAD A FULL BEARD.

Hahaha

I was the only Indian kid who was hairless :/

Junstin

he looks like a french waiter

;_;