Nailed it.

I think that's a sign of a future serial killer

Your sister would get fucking backhanded

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I can easily imagine the nail splitting because of stress concentration

How do you even do this...

I wanna try this

Half my team does this during water polo. There's a reason the refs do nail checks before every game.

It looks like Lisa Simpson's hair!

And that's how someone's minor scratch gets highly infected.