I'm so tired that my tired is tired

People who can fall asleep right away cannot be trusted and are sent from the depths of Hades to find out the secrets of the human race and bring us down.

You ever get so tired that your eyes hurt.
I know that feeling

I'm at the point where after 20 minutes I get up and read for an hour before trying again.

I love that feeling, except I don't usually do the "waking up" part.

I feel you, bro. I think I'll die.