The truth about owning a hairless cat

Adopting a cat with hair is like hiring a hairy man to walk around your house and never thank you for anything

Not if you feed them properly. I had a hairless cat and she never became overweight

"WHY IS YOUR CAT INSIDE OUT???"

it also means you can hug and pet your cat wearing black clothes before going out without proceeding to have a nervous breakdown and jump into a pool of lint-rollers to clean yourself up again.

Hiring a naked old man is one thing, but adopting a hairless cat?? Savages!