Which would you rather do?

What level of hell are you from?!

The lemon juice thing is pretty painful the whole time so toenail and toothpick thing becase you can kick it lightly

Ok satan sweety tone it down a bit

Holy fuck!!!! Satan!!!! Just to answer I would do paper cuts cuz I like lemons Satan!!

I cringed while reading.

Papercuts

Toenail!

Lemon juice!

Ouch! You demon spawn! What the actual fuck is wrong with you?

LOOPHOLE, Place it sideways. I WIN!

You can just put the toothpick on your left foot and kick with the right.