This is Guanabara. Athletes will compete here for some Olympic medals in a few months

looks safe to represent humanity

the entire world... but who are we to say?

Looks totally safe to support the local citizens.

Looks safe for our environment

Unfortunately that can also backfire. Cities that host the Olympics tend to have serious financial crashes afterwards. One of the leading catalysts for Greece's financial collapse was the 2004 Olympics in Athens.

11 million was earmarked and squandered. Originally stating 80% of the pollution would be cleaned up by the Olympics. Now Rio has gone with a "fuck it" attitude and will try to just have boats available to clean up during event. They also said testing will be done through out... I have my reservations believing they'd ever delay/cancel events based on findings though

Oh, and bodies are a common discovery in the bay

Yeah, and how exactly did they get the bid in the first place

That's a ufo in the background

Don't blame the entire country for one city. That's like blaming a teacher of 27 good eggs for one bad apple.