OR WHAT ABOUT THAT EMBARRASSING THING YOU SAID SIX YEARS AGO

"Wait did you lock the front door? You know the cat opens it if you don't lock it and the last time you forgot it took 4 hours to find the damn cat. Who was hiding under the front steps the whole time. So... did you? No you locked it I'm sure of it. Unless you didn't. Lets worry about this for another hour till you give up and go look to just find out you did lock it. Unless you didn't. I'm just saying."

"Children" comes to mind, thanks internet.

You were NINE

Me- Goldfish! DANGIT