An accurate scale for once

Nature valley granola bar.

A crate of those hit by a semi going 90 mph then lit on fire.

In the oven too long brownies

nature valley

Nature valley after it's been in the bottom of your bag for a week and you know it's literally only crumbs in there but you open it anyway because you're broke and still have three classes left before you can go home and eat ramen.

Wrap them in a paper towel and microwave for 15s, no more crumbs