Talking to short people

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deleted · 9 years ago · FIRST

rosalinas · 9 years ago

lucky980 · 9 years ago

Either one works

captain_sparrow · 9 years ago

No, please, bend down. Less work for me to slap your condescending face.

guest · 9 years ago

Shorter people are closer to hell

captain_sparrow · 9 years ago

Our anger is also condensed into a smaller form: it's more potent.

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deleted · 9 years ago

Yes! This is correct

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otamega · 9 years ago

Perfect position for me to high kick your crotch

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dark_lord · 9 years ago

prepare to run. because edward elric is pissed!!!!

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icyquiet · 9 years ago

This applies to disabled people as well

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guest · 9 years ago

That is me everyday

deleted · 9 years ago

I am not short! You people are freakishly tall!!

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holybaconbutter · 9 years ago

I always hated when people would squat and match my height then say "wow so this is what it looks like from down here."

lokihasthephonebox · 9 years ago

Whenever they did that I would stand on the nearest, highest place possible and say "ah so this is what it looks like to be an actual giant"

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bearsie · 9 years ago

SHORTIES UNITE!