Period jokes

You from Chicago, guest? (In reference to the "tree" instead of three)
Also who the fuck wants that many kids

Try mydol, maybe? Advil usually doesn't work for me either but sometimes mydol helps a little more.

I'd rather have that than be in mild labour for a whole week every month and then be told "it's not that bad, do you know how much nut shots hurt"

max is saying that because he probably gets hit in the nuts at least three times a day with how big of a douchebag he is, so technically he's right when it concerns himself

*high fives you*

*high fives you back*