Actual conversation that I had with one of these people.
Linda"Oh looks like someone is a grumpy goose this morning. Do someone need their coffee? I think someone needs their coffee."
Me"I don't drink coffee."
Linda"Well maybe you should, I think you should start today that way you wouldn't of been here 5 minutes late. No you wouldn't."
Me: " (-.-) I fucking hate you Linda" <-said it under my breath
Linda"Oh looks like someone is a grumpy goose this morning. Do someone need their coffee? I think someone needs their coffee."
Me"I don't drink coffee."
Linda"Well maybe you should, I think you should start today that way you wouldn't of been here 5 minutes late. No you wouldn't."
Me: " (-.-) I fucking hate you Linda" <-said it under my breath