Just keep your expectations low

Or bikinis :/ same shit will happen

*walks a foot in dress* suddenly tears up.

Okay but why is a man wearing the green one? More importantly, who would order it in such an ugly shade of green?!

I almost ordered that exact same dress off eBay for my wedding :/

Saw the original review for it. The dress came in green, it was supposed to be white. China clothes sellers are notorious for misrepresentation of their items