I haven't said anything

She sounds nice.

Knock the bitch out

Aww how mean!

And kids, that is how mama turned out to be a lesbian

Sounds like a compliment and a not so subtle hint she's bicurious.

Plot twist, the person is a girl

Flirt as hard as humanly possible

Oooh, she sounds like a real winner. Let her know that looks fade, because it sounds like she needs a reality check.