I had a roommate that eat cigarette ashes. She also was a bitch that went to London with my deposit and her girlfriend the day before i had to leave. I kept the keys and messed up with her tv bad, and when she came back, i said to her "come at me, bitch, come ask me the keys, i'll eat you".
I still have the keys.
Don't they have stomachache or troubles going to the bathroom?
It usually means they need calcium.
*from the bathroom* hey... uhm there is no toilet paper...
What? I just put a brand new roll in
Uhm I ate it...
Not again!!!
I still have the keys.